Jimmy took his wife and the kids down the shore for a week, so now I really have nothing to do.

Anybody up for getting drunk with me? Anybody?

*listens to cricket noises*

Bryce trial is over, and the verdict was what I had hoped for anyway. That girl's going where she belongs as far as I'm concerned ( Read more... )

I'm gonna seriously injure whoever decided to put me on the front page of the Ledger. Again.

However, Det. Sexist but Accurate, I'm actually a 36 C. But you were close. Good try.

( private )

If my brother rubs his latest Vice sting in my face one more time, just because he knows I haven't caught a case yet, I'm gonna beat the hell out of him. I don't care that I haven't done it since we were kids, and we're supposed to be grown adults.

He comes in here with that smug look again, he's going down.